Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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