I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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