Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Randomize
