They should really pass out barf bags in church
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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