margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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