you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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