Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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