He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
