her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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