goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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