I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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