I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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