At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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