i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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