what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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