I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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