Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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