I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
