google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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