yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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