He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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