I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
there is glitter all over my balls
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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