Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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