STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
there's paper in my vomit.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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