she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
