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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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