my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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