Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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