it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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