I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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