that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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