Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Randomize