I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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