Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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