..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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