4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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