Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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