i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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