if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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