i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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