She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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