now i know why i became what i already was.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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