Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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