u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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