Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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