Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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