so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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