He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The best revenge is premature balding
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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