Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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