I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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