i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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