So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I will pee on everything he values.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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